So, I finally got my hands on one of those vintage sock knitting machines. Been wanting to try one for ages, you know? Found this one tucked away at an online auction, looked like it had been sitting in someone’s attic for a good fifty years. Covered in dust, a bit stiff in places, but all there. That was the main thing.

Getting Started with the Old Beast
First things first, I had to give it a good clean. Took me a whole afternoon. Used a soft brush, some careful wiping, and a tiny bit of machine oil on the moving parts. You gotta be gentle with these old girls; they’re not like the plastic stuff you buy today. Then I spent a good week just looking at it, trying to figure out how all the needles and contraptions worked together. The manual it came with was, well, ‘vintage’ too – yellowed pages and diagrams that looked like alien schematics.
I remember my grandma knitting socks by hand, click-clack-clicking those needles for hours. She’d make socks for everyone in the family. I always thought, there has to be a faster way. Turns out, there was, even back then, but it wasn’t exactly plug-and-play.
The Actual Knitting (or Attempting To)
Okay, so cleaning and oiling was one thing. Actually getting yarn on it and making something that resembled a sock? That was a whole different ball game. Casting on was a nightmare at first. Those tiny latches on the needles, they’re so finicky! I dropped more stitches than I caught, I reckon. My first few attempts looked like something the cat had dragged in, seriously.
- I tried a cheap cone of yarn first, figured I’d waste a lot. Good call.
- Tension was a big issue. Too loose, it’s all floppy. Too tight, the machine jams or you break the yarn.
- And the cranking! You’d think it’s easy, just turn the handle. But you gotta get a rhythm, a feel for it.
It’s funny, you see these videos online, people just whizzing through, cranking out perfect socks. They don’t show you the hours of frustration, the unraveled messes, the times you just want to chuck the whole thing out the window. It’s a bit like learning to ride a bike, I suppose. Lots of wobbles and falls before you get going smoothly.
Why did I even bother, you ask? Well, I’ve always been a tinkerer. Love taking things apart, seeing how they work. And there’s something satisfying about making something useful with your own hands, especially with a machine that’s got its own history. It’s not just about the socks; it’s about connecting with a bit of the past, you know? This machine probably made socks for soldiers in a war, or for kids during the depression. Makes you think.
Finally, a Sock! (Sort Of)
After what felt like a million tries, I finally got a tube. Just a straight tube, mind you. No heel, no toe. But it was knitted. By me. On this ancient machine. That was a good feeling, let me tell you.
Then came the heel. Oh boy, the heel. That’s where the real magic, and the real headaches, happen. You’re raising and lowering needles, using weights, counting rows like your life depends on it. My first heel looked… lumpy. But it was a heel!
Slowly, piece by piece, I started to get the hang of it. I’m still not churning out socks like a factory, not by a long shot. Each pair is still an adventure. But they’re getting better. They’re wearable now, which is a big step up from cat toy material.

So yeah, that’s my journey with the vintage sock knitting machine so far. It’s been a challenge, a bit of a love-hate relationship at times, but mostly love. It’s noisy, it’s temperamental, but it’s mine, and it makes socks. And there’s something pretty darn cool about that.